Fair. Balanced. 100% Cotton. The Sox News Network was once the untouchable firebrand of the right-wing sock community. But these are changing times; viewership is at an all-time low and the network is getting desperate. Enter Wooliam Wythe, the newest producer and biggest fan of Sox News's flagship show, Touching America with Griffin Toucher. Under-qualified but overly optimistic — and very well connected — Wooly's been given one month to turn things around before The Touch is taken off the air. It's a big job, but so was founding America.
He's joined by a ragtag group of has-beens and ideologues, and they're not going down without a fight. There's lead anchor and well-meaning psychopath, Griffin Toucher; Griff's former co-host turned cynical producer, Jump Nightly; blonde-of-the-week, Britney Whitney; and a whole world of correspondents, non-union crew, and hangers-on — both sock and human. Watch as the team behind The Touch shout their way back into primetime, kicking off a network-wide race to the bottom on their way back to the top.